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Stinky Pete Is Back! And His Newest Book Is The Grossest One Yet! With Pages and Pages of Poop-tastic Pooh Jokes Pete’s Newest Joke Collection Will Make You Say

Q : What song do monkeys singat Christmas?A : Jungle bells.Q : Who delivers Christmaspresents to cats?A : Santa Claws MERRY CHRISTMAS Jokes Book is a great gift for

Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers—and their parents!200+ jokes! Good, clean family funknock-knocks, riddles, and more Have fun,

Q: What do planets use to download music? A: Neptunes. Q: What goes zzub zzub? A: A bee flying backwards. Q: Why did the baby cookie cry? A: Because

How does a mouse feel after a bath?Squeaky clean! How do you catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act nuts! What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey! What

What has a bottom at the top? Your leg! What’s worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey? A close shave with a gorilla! What does a man

What do you call a puppy in the rain?A soggy doggy! Why did the gnome blush?He did a wee in his flowerbed! What’s small, wobbly and cries a lot?A

Which dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead! How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow! What’s big, purple and smells horrible?A monster’s bottom! What’s

What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks! How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge! Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m turning invisible! I’m sorry. I