What do you call a puppy in the rain?
A soggy doggy!

Why did the gnome blush?
He did a wee in his flowerbed!

What’s small, wobbly and cries a lot?
A jelly baby!

What did the wolf say when he met the little pig?
Very pleased to EAT you!

Here at last: the jokes that every five year old needs to know.

A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They’re all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it’s the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old!

Also available in the Awesome Jokes series: Books for children 5 and up.