Life is so much more interesting when you force people to mis-hear things. This book is dedicated to the missed-understanding of all communications, big and small,… especially in burgeoning young families who have one or two little ones running amok. To those who are looking for a unique children Christmas book for kindle, and who crave the return of rambunctiousness to their halls of once hallowed hilarity,… to those who miss the sincerity of simple silliness and long for laughter in these tumultuous times,… The Family Nonsense Dictionary (Christmas Edition!) is for you.