Baa Baa Black Sheep: Deals With Another “Routine” Stop (Rejected Children’s Books`)

Baa baa black sheep please step out of the car. Yes sir yes sir please know I’m unarmed. Do you know why I stopped you today? Because of the fur color, I display? You match the description of a suspect I seek. Funny it’s the 4th time to happen this week. I profiled you because you are black. And you drive a Mercedes which seems kinda whack. Either this car is stolen or you make too much money. A drug dealer or car thief and neither is funny. I need to justify this routine stop. So everyone thinks that I’m a good cop. For my safety Put your hands behind your back. Since I can’t find anything I planted some crack.